May 2013
141 posts
tips for crying
quantumdae:
- let yourself cry
- drink plenty of water or you might get a headache and the cry will feel more like a punishment than a catharsis
- if you wipe away tears before they can fall down your cheeks maybe think about that. your tears are not an inconvenience you do not need to minimize them.
- let yourself cry
-crying is a cousin to laughing, both are healthy and okay to do -talk...
If I was a guy for a day,
thecolorplaid:
I would:
Masturbate.
Hug a girl to see if it’s true that they can feel their boobs.
Walk around the house naked.
Pee behind a building.
Ask someone to kick me in the balls to see how painful some boys say it hurts.
Yell at girls at the mall saying, “CAN I HOLLA FOR A DOLLA?”
Stare at my penis.
Get a blowjob.
you seem to think that getting a blowjob is easy
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dadmanstrikesback:
ferretdog:
megaman2:
thegreat-repetition:
If you’re offended by slut shaming, you’re probably a slut.
oh boy
bad dumb stupid horrible post 0/10 zero stars two thumbs down
asshole of the day really potent you can smell the shit on this post for miles
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It Truly Was An Accident
That I took two different prescription drugs (over 1,010 mg together), with alcohol… I see now why they say not to do that. I didn’t feel extremely bad but my blood pressure definitely lowered and I was trying very hard to keep awake and conscious. Oops…
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i-wanna-get-in-englands-pants:
aiyuwithoutatrace:
wegotplansforsammy:
wibblywobblytimeturners:
somewherethats-green:
the worst fuckin thing is
“oh you sing? are you a good singer? SING SOMETHING FOR ME RIGHT NOW”
“do you draw? you do? DRAW ME”
like no
“you write? MAKE ME A CHARACTER IN YOUR STORY”
“you act? CRY FOR ME RIGHT NOW”
“You speak that language?! Say something in it!”
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krazininjakittyfordeanwinchester:
Have you ever been in such an antisocial mood that when people try to talk to you, you get frustrated?
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lets do a thing. reblog and add your city and...
Naujoji Akmene, Lithuania
Stuttgart, Germany
Munich, Germany
Shanghai, China
Pisa, Italy
Longkou, China
Brisbane, Australia
University Place, USA
Salamanca, Spain
Cambridge, England
London, England
Siuntio, Finland
Edinburg, USA
Huddersfield, England
Rendsburg, Germany
Cardiff, Wales
Bridgeport,USA
Groningen, The Netherlands
Cody, USA
Guarulhos,Brazil
Rhodes, Greece
Gmunden,Austria
Maribor, Slovenia
Frankfurt, Germany
Almaty, Kazakhstan
Natal, Brazil
Karlsruhe,Germany
Coimbra, Portugal
Skien, Norway
Kopervik, Norway
Bursa,Turkey
Stockholm, Sweden
Milan, Italy
Amman, Jordan
Guadalajara, Mexico
São José dos Campos, Brazil
Lebbeke, Belgium
Petrópolis,Rj, Brazil
Hamburg, Germany
New Britain, USA
Cincinnati, USA
Toronto, Canada
Boston, USA
Falkirk, Scotland
Owego, USA
Winder, USA
Southampton, England
Montreal, Canada
Edmonton, Canada
San Diego, USA
Roxas City, Philippines
Melbourne, Australia
Danbury, USA
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I Feel So Juvenile
avoiding my boyfriend because he asked me a question I don’t want to answer because the answer is embarrassing to me… I wonder what he’ll do if I don’t call him back tonight.
I’ll just sit, huddled on my bed rocking, staring frantically at my phone as it vibrates.
I’m so lame!
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flutterlings:
the whole yahoo/tumblr thing is rly just like when a single dad marries a new woman and the kids get rebellious and are like “YOU’RE NOT MY REAL MOM”
mrvvorldwide:
“I’m sweating balls in here!” exclaims the teenage boy. Suddenly, a testicle rolls down his cheek. Then another. They don’t stop. Soon, they cover his body as he screams in terror.
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The Relationship Between You and a Guy
Greatly changes once he grinds his hard-on all over your ass while you’re dancing at a party… I know that now…
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theoncomingstormofgallifrey:
such-a-retardis:
catswithbenefits:
why ride a rollercoaster when you can ride me
Because rollercoasters can actually make me scream.
If Yahoo actually takes a second to look at...
immortal-complexity:
the-alchemist-ed:
think twice Yahoo—
think. twice.
For the love of God, signal boost this if possible.
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Yay
I preformed at the South Asian Cultural Association’s (SACA’s) talent show singing Shiver by Coldplay it was fun and i’ll post a video later on x)
Star Signs- How to Get to their Hearts
Aries: Praise
Taurus: Depth
Gemini: Words
Cancer: Affection
Leo: Attention
Virgo: Loyalty
Libra: Support
Scorpio: Wisdom
Sagittarius: Adventurism
Capricorn: Stability
Aquarius: Creativity
Pisces: Sensitivity
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Eating When You Can't Breathe Through your Nose
On the same parr as getting hand sanitizer on a paper cut
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artsysauce:
sorry I can’t go to school tomorrow I fractured my motivation
zourrifying:
reason to not become an adult
you can’t use the ‘my mum said i can’t go’ excuse to blow someone off
